by John Xero
A child's toy: a caricatured man: squat and broad, black trousers, black and white striped shirt, black domino mask, bulky bag labelled: SWAG.
What if the cause was the effect? Cause: effect.
Oh, the Earth is missing. Did I mention that?
A mishap, perhaps: misplaced. Or stolen, whole: thieved.
Burglarised or magicked? Stolen, or concealed.
Sleight of celestial event: "Look, supernova! Oh, where's you planet gone?"
Converted, maybe, to energy. Or thought: a conceptual theft.
Everyone in the world imagining a SWAG bag: the world in a SWAG bag in everyone's imagining.
Are you imagining it? Good. Bye.
Author bio: John Xero wants one of those sunlight lamps for the dark days ahead (otherwise known as winter). And not because someone's about to steal the sun. But if they do, it definitely wasn't him, no sir.