First, choose your victim. Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Collect the ingredients; this may take some time, some are specialised.
Gather the coven.
Wait for a full moon.
Deep breath - are you sure you want to do this? Yes? Do they really deserve it?
Oh, I understand. He used you. Bastard. Next time you’ll find someone better. I promise.
I’ve got a lovely spell which causes impotency if you’d rather?
No? This one is irreversible, you see.
I know, it hurts. It always does.
But you definitely want him dead?
Very well, shall we begin?
Author bio: Rowan has three zombie apocalypse contingency plans, a taste for red wine and an obsession with words of all kinds. You can find her on twitter, @dilystolfree, where she mainly tweets inanely about food and books.